Hallallujah!
August 26th, 2008 by park
I want you to understand, I am a walking hypocrisy. I grew up on a massive overdose of Star Wars, and when the new films came out I lost my faith (so to speak). Jar Jar Binks was a devil, Lucas lost his chops, and there was far too much demand placed on him to direct, when someone else should have taken over. And what the hell man? Midi-chlorians?!! Seriously. It just ruined the whole mystical vibe that I was jivin’ on.
Then some asshat came along and says to me “you may not get it, but Ewoks were the same way.” I despaired. Ewoks, those cute fuzzy little guys…OH MY GOD I WAS SETUP! I was a kid, and because of that I was out of focus on the whole issue. They were cool man! Little primitive pygmies living in tree huts are cool to this day! Everyone says they were made to appeal to children, well I have news for ya brother, they STILL appeal to me, and JarJar is still an idiotic caricature of a simple island folk! So take that, Mr. Ewok hater. I may hate Lucas and Star Wars now, but I will defend an ewok to my death bed.
Anyway, watch this…there is a surprise toward the end. Amen!